How to turn down unwanted men

I Saw this on a Trade Me forum. 🙂 Yeah, I read too many trademe threads. But I found it amusing.

headacheadache_quix08_4 HE : Can I buy you a drink?

SHE : Actually I’d rather have the money.

HE : I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

SHE : I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE : Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE : I must’ve been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?

SHE : Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out.

SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.

SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE : Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?

SHE : Why? Don’t you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?

SHE : I’ve already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?

SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven’t I seen you some place before?

SHE : Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?

SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

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I’m an Electronics Service Technician by day. By night I’m an Application Developer, Embedded Software Developer, Mountain Biking chic. Currently starting to put together some home automation projects which I’ll be posting progress on the site.

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